Ten Little Bloodhounds Read online

  TEN

  LITTLE

  BLOODHOUNDS

  VIRGINIA LANIER

  This book is for Mary Nix, who helped me through the bad times and had a lot more faith in me than I did. I see her input on almost every page. You’re truly remarkable, Mary. Thank you, with love.

  I would like, to begin with, to say that though parents, husbands, children, lovers and friends are all very well, they are not dogs.

  ELIZABETH VON ARNIM

  1866-1941

  Contents

  1 “Cast Your Bread on the Waters”: October 2, Monday, 7:00 A.M.

  2 “Get Thee Behind Me, Satan”: October 2, Monday, 8:00 A.M.

  3 “Bringing in the Sheaves”: October 2, Monday, 1:00 P.M.

  4 “Up, Up, and Away!”: October 2, Monday, 1:45 P.M.

  5 “Meeting Mrs. Gotrocks”: October 2, Monday, 2:30 P.M.

  6 “Here, Kitty, Kitty”: October 2, Monday, 3:15 P.M.

  7 “Cat Trailing”: October 2, Monday, 3:40 P.M.

  8 “Delivering the Goods”: October 2, Monday, 6:30 P.M.

  9 “A Budding Acquaintance”: October 2, Monday, 8:30 P.M.

  10 “Judy, Judy, Judy”: October 5, Thursday, 3:10 A.M.

  11 “You Lost a What?”: October 5, Thursday, 10:30 A.M.

  12 “Pizza, Beer, and Wine”: October 6, Friday, 7:00 P.M.

  13 “Unfinished Business”: October 6, Friday, 8:30 P.M.

  14 “The Battle Is Joined”: October 7, Saturday, 10:00 A.M.

  15 “A Voice from the Grave”: October 7, Saturday, Noon

  16 “Will He or Won’t He?”: October 7, Saturday, 1:00 P.M.

  17 “Two County Sheriffs”: October 9, Monday, 8:00 A.M.

  18 “Searching for a Viper”: October 10, Tuesday, 6:05 A.M.

  19 “The First Leg”: October 10, Tuesday, 7:30 A.M.

  20 “The Journey”: October 10, Tuesday, 8:30 A.M.

  21 “Mr. Gator’s Revenge”: October 10, Tuesday, Noon

  22 “Sleeping Beauty Awakes”: October 12, Thursday, 4:30 P.M.

  23 “Making Friends Far and Wide”: October 16, Monday, 9:30 A.M.

  24 “An Uneasy Trip”: October 16, Monday, 11:00 A.M.

  25 “Fruits of the Scent Machine”: October 16, Monday, 1:15 P.M.

  26 “Working on the Murder”: October 17, Tuesday, 8:00 A.M.

  27 “The Forgotten Evidence”: October 17, Tuesday, 3:30 P.M.

  28 “Nailing the Stalker”: October 21, Saturday, 3:00 P.M.

  29 “She’s Gone, Gone, Gone”: October 22, Sunday, Noon

  30 “Keep on Keeping on”: October 23, Monday, 8:30 A.M.

  31 “All My Chickens Have Come Home to Roost”: October 23, Monday, 8:30P.M.

  32 “Riding the Terror Train”: October 23, Monday, 10:00 P.M.

  33 “Who’s Doing What to Whom?”: October 23, Monday, Midnight

  34 “The Investigation Is Ongoing”: October 24, Tuesday, 1:00 A.M.

  35 “Picking up the Pieces”: October 30, Monday, 7:00 A.M.

  36 “Problem-Solving Time”: February 28, Wednesday, 9:00 A.M.

  37 “A Good Day with an Ugly Ending”: March 1, Friday, Noon

  38 “Testing the Theory”: March 2, Saturday, 11:00 A.M.

  39 “The Verdict”: March 8, Friday, 10:45 A.M.

  Epilogue

  Acknowledgments

  PRAISE FOR VIRGINIA LANIER AND Ten Little Bloodhounds

  Books by Virginia Lanier

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  1

  “Cast Your Bread on the Waters”

  October 2, Monday, 7:00 A.M.

  There’s nothing better than a temperate morning in southeast Georgia. The air was cool enough at this hour that I didn’t need the paddle fans turning on the back porch to be comfortable. I was draped on the chaise sipping my first cup of coffee and breathing in the aromatic fumes rising as steam. My craving for nicotine had faded into infrequent nudges I could ignore. My house and business were in order.

  Rudy, my large black cat, was curled by my feet at the end of the chaise. Bobby Lee, my large handsome bloodhound, was stretched out on the twelve-inch pegged board floor. They were my housemates and had returned just minutes ago from their morning run. I glanced across the tarmac at the kennel and admired the bright sunlight reflecting from the large picture windows of the common room. Occasionally a muffled adult bay and the yips of a playful puppy competed with the cheerful background of birdcalls coming from the rose garden to my left.

  Wayne Frazier, my kennel manager, had tossed the morning paper on the coffee table after unlocking the two security gates, an early morning ritual. The newspaper was yet unfolded. I preferred to savor the morning.

  The first security gate’s harsh signal shattered the tranquillity.

  “Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water,” I grumbled as I quickly stood, walked to the door to my office, and waited for the second gate signal that would announce the arrival of whoever had entered my compound. The reason for the alarm-wired gates and me poised and ready to make a fast dash for an equalizer was my ex-husband, Buford Sidden Jr., known to all as Bubba. He has an ever-abiding desire to break every bone in my body with his favorite baseball bat. I protect myself the way all stalking victims should, with a restraining order that isn’t worth spit and eternal vigilance, and back up both with a handy loaded gun.

  I recognized the battered yellow compact and its occupant, Bertie Thompson, when she turned into the courtyard. She’s Balsa City’s delivery person. I walked to the edge of the porch and looked up. Jasmine Jones, a dog trainer and my right hand in all matters, was framed in her kitchen window. The security alarms are also wired into her apartment. She knows Bertie, and we exchanged a casual wave before she left the window.

  Bertie is short, stout, and pear shaped, with an enormous rump. We grew up together. She had spotted Jasmine.

  “Nosy, ain’t she?” she called loudly as she approached the steps. Her mother is hard-of-hearing and since they live together, Bertie talks louder than a drill instructor. She also cusses like a sailor, is always cheerful, rescues more SPCA dogs every year to go with her present brood of more than two dozen, and has always been my friend.

  “She helps me watch out for Bubba,” I explained.

  “Shit!” she said in disgust. “When you gonna quit pussyfooting around that turd and blow him to kingdom come?”

  “Any day now,” I answered easily to divert a tirade. “How ’bout some coffee?”

  “Sounds good! Here, let me give you your delivery, a telegram, no less!”

  I finished filling the cup that I had brought out for Jasmine, who usually joins me about this time, and gave Bertie a surprised glance.

  “A telegram? Who could be sending me a telegram?”

  She shoved it in my direction and snorted.

  “Only way I know to find out is to open it, dummy!”

  I tore open the envelope, read the short message, and smiled uncertainly at Birdie.

  “Is this a joke, or maybe one of your tricks?”

  “I haven’t pulled a joke on you since the sixth grade, dammit!” she yelled.

  She silently eyed me, but not for long. Curiosity killed the cat.

  “What does it say?”

  I read aloud, “YOUR PHONE IS OFF THE HOOK. CALL ME IMMEDIATELY AT 712-5595. CELIA CANCANNON.”

  I didn’t recognize the name.

  “My phone is never off the hook! I’m subject to be called out on a search-and-rescue by three counties, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. I’d never—”

  I suddenly remembered Rudy’s anger at being startled by my cellular phone’s penetrating chirp last week during one of his
frequent naps. He not only knocked it off the bed; he nosed it underneath, where I had to crawl to retrieve it. I thought it was an aberration, but if he was still holding a grudge … I glared at his sleeping form, and spoke loudly.

  “If a certain CAT that answers to RUDY has rendered my phone inoperable, he’s in a lot of TROUBLE!”

  He sat up quickly, artistically wrapped his tail around his paws, and stared out at the sunshine, avoiding my eyes.

  I groaned. “Excuse me,” I told Birdie, “I’ll be right back.”

  Moving through my office, I stopped by my desk and replaced the receiver that was lying on its surface and not in the cradle where it belonged. I continued to my bedroom, where I saw that my cellular was missing from the nightstand. It was under the bed, near the headboard. I retrieved it and carried it to the back porch.

  “So is Rudy in trouble?” Bertie was grinning.

  “He’s due for a refresher course on telephone manners.” I was grinning myself. “I’m proud of him, however. He figured out the way to keep both of them from ringing. He’s one smart cat.”

  Bertie was stroking Bobby Lee’s long ears.

  “It’s still hard to believe that this dog is blind.”

  “But he isn’t any longer!” I exclaimed. “Has it been that long since you were here? He’s had vision for months now.” I counted on my fingers. “Six months exactly, today. It was April second, and suddenly he could see.”

  “Just like that?” She gave me skeptical raised brows.

  “Exactly. We all called it a miracle.”

  “What did the vet call it? You know, the one that said Bobby Lee didn’t have some connecting nerves or something was missing from birth? Bet he feels stupid!”

  “The vet that originally diagnosed Bobby Lee’s blindness is dead now. My present vet, Harvey Gusman, accepted the former vet’s findings; he didn’t have any reason to disagree at the time. Harvey now thinks that a blood clot was the problem, probably caused by trauma while still in the womb. He thinks it took two years to dissolve. I personally don’t care what it was, I’m just thankful that he now has perfect vision. He’s a joy to behold.”

  “Now that he can see, does it affect that extra-special talent that you were always bragging about?”

  She said it kindly, and I knew she was just joshing me.

  “Not at all. In fact, I think he’s better than ever!”

  She drained her cup. “Got to run. I hadn’t finished feeding up when I got the call to roll at six damn A.M.”

  She was trotting down the stairs before I could properly say good-bye. I yelled it and waved as she gunned her small car through the first gate. I would send her a half-bag of dog food I hadn’t gotten around to giving her for her tip. It couldn’t be a full bag, because she was proud. A true daughter of the South wouldn’t accept charity. I gathered up the cups and coffee to move inside.

  I was at my desk with a fresh cup of coffee reading the telegram again. I didn’t know Celia Cancannon from Adam. Jasmine gave a perfunctory knock, entered, and headed for the coffeepot, giving me a silent mouthed greeting. She saw I was punching in numbers on the phone.

  I studied her as I listened to the repetitive rings of the phone. Jasmine had on a pair of jeans and a simple T-shirt in coral. She looked chic. I had on the same apparel except my T-shirt was light blue, and I looked dressed to dig potatoes and hoe the corn. Either you have it or you don’t. She’s African-American, with soft, gracefully curled hair, which complements her long slender neck. My hair is light brown and naturally kinks into a replica of last year’s bird nest when it’s damp. On the twenty-eighth of this month I will turn thirty-three. Jasmine is five years younger. I grew tired of comparing. I won’t even mention her body.

  “Mrs. Alyce Cancannon’s residence.”

  “May I please speak with Ms. Celia Cancannon?”

  “This is she.”

  “My name is Jo Beth Sidden, I received a tele—”

  “Oh, thank God!” she interrupted fervently. “I’ve been trying to reach you since late yesterday! Amelia has been missing since lunchtime yesterday and Mrs. Cancannon is beside herself with worry. The helicopter can pick you up in less than thirty minutes. Please mark an X on your lawn in an area free of trees and power lines, so the pilot will know where to land. Use anything at hand. A can of white spray paint, a roll of paper towels or toilet tissue. Use canned goods to hold the two latter suggestions in place. Can you be ready in thirty minutes? Every minute counts!”

  I had sat up straight and listened carefully after her second sentence. Her voice held stress and something else, possibly impatience, I couldn’t be sure. Something was very wrong with this scenario. If this was a righteous callout for a search-and-rescue for a missing person, our local sheriff, Hank Cribbs, wouldn’t have ignored my unanswered phone. Hank would have roared up my drive, siren wailing, lights blazing, with loud vocal recriminations. He knew that a scent trail grew colder with each hour lost. He also knew that a decision to wait for daylight to search was only mine to make. With bright sunshine out my window and no Hank, something was haywire.

  “How old is Amelia?” I asked into the building silence.

  “How old?” She hesitated. “I think she’s five. Can I tell the pilot to take off? Can you be ready in thirty minutes?”

  The impatience came through loud and clear. She thought she was five? Come on. I knew that Celia Cancannon was answering the phone at Mrs. Alyce Cancannon’s residence, about a five-year-old Amelia, lost since lunchtime yesterday. Maybe the same name for both didn’t mean they were related, thus she could be unsure of the child’s age. Stranger things have happened.

  “What is your relationship to Amelia?” I asked patiently.

  “What do you mean?” She sounded confused. “I’m not related to her. She belongs to Mrs. Alyce Cancannon.”

  Belongs?

  “Then who is Amelia?” Shades of Abbott and Costello, with their “Who’s on First?” routine. I glanced at Jasmine and lifted my eyebrows upward.

  “Oh, I’m sorry. I must have misled you. We have been so upset; I didn’t state the facts clearly. Did you think Amelia is a child? She’s a long-haired Persian. She’s Mrs. Cancannon’s cat.”

  “A cat,” I uttered flatly.

  I heard Jasmine suppressing laughter, but I carefully didn’t look in her direction.

  “Ah … Celia,” I said, glancing at the telegram to be sure I was saying her name right. “We don’t search for animals. You see, when we train bloodhounds, we have to constantly teach them not to follow an animal scent. The bloodhounds only scent-trail humans. I won’t be able to help you. Sorry.”

  “Can’t you make an exception? Please?”

  Now I heard only desperation. Amelia must be some cat. I looked down at Rudy, now curled by my left shoe. I wondered if Mrs. Cancannon would like to replace her lost Amelia with an independent tom who didn’t like telephones.

  “I wish I could help, but it’s out of the question.”

  Her voice was faint. “Thank you anyway.”

  I hung up the phone and leaned across my desk and handed Jasmine the telegram.

  “Where do the Cancannons live?”

  “We didn’t get that far to exchanging addresses. She lost me when she said cat.”

  “Must be rich,” Jasmine mused. “Sending a helicopter when it’s just after dawn? You remember how hard it is to rent a helicopter, don’t you?”

  I laughed. “You got me. Of course I remember my aborted attempt to secure a helicopter some months back. Trust you to remind me.”

  “A small attempt to teach you humility.”

  “Nah, you like to lecture. Admit it.”

  “Do not.”

  “Do too.”

  The phone rang, bringing a disgruntled Rudy to his feet, and we watched him stalk toward the bedroom twitching his tail. It also stopped our nonsensical bantering, and I caught it on its third ring.

  I propped my feet on the edge of the desk, getting comfortabl
e. It was a few minutes before eight, and Monday morning. I guessed this call was from Susan Comstock, my best friend, who had arrived early at her shop, Browse and Bargain Books, and wanted to fill me in on her weekend. I guessed wrong. The breathless voice belonged to Celia Cancannon, and she almost ran her words together in her haste.

  “Mrs. Alyce Cancannon, my employer, has authorized me to hand you a check in the amount of five thousand dollars when you deplane on the island, and give you another check for five thousand if you will search for Amelia, whether you are successful or not. Now will you come?”

  2

  “Get Thee Behind Me, Satan”

  October 2, Monday, 8:00 A.M.

  My feet slipped off the desk and my jaw dropped to my breastbone. I stretched my mouth in a comic duh! expression for Jasmine’s benefit, and strove to sound nonchalant.

  “Let me see if I understand your offer, Ms. Cancannon. Five grand when I arrive, and another five grand for the search regardless of the outcome?”

  Jasmine’s eyes widened, her hands covered her cheeks, and her lips formed a perfect oval. Her good sense took over way before mine. She looked sad as she slowly turned her head left and right.

  God, the temptation was awesome. A five-figure infusion in the constantly drained operating accounts. But it would be a pretend search, would confuse any dog I chose, and my conscience would give my gut fits. It also had the potential to swing three-sixty and smear my reputation with bloodhound people, if truth were told. I gave the offer serious consideration for several heartbeats and reluctantly declined.

  “You have to do this!” Celia Cancannon insisted. “Aunt Alyce has fixated on you as her only hope!”

  It took another five minutes of denials of having any involvement before she hung up in defeat. I gave a loud sigh.

  “You did the right thing,” Jasmine assured me.

  “Yeah, broke but honest.”

  “You are far from broke,” she chided.

  Wayne knocked and entered, with Donnie Ray right on his heels.

  “Hi, guys!” I spoke and signed at the same time. Wayne is deaf. Jasmine stood with her coffee cup and moved to the left, where she could watch his flashing hands. We are all proficient in signing, even the fulltime trainers and most of the part-timers.